Make Santa blush by asking for one of these sex toys for Christmas
From a raunchy advent calendar to a saucy Fifty Shades of Grey kit, complete with a blindfold and feather tickler, these naughty list items are guaranteed to get you in the mood this festive season
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DING, dong merrily on high!
The Christmas season is nearly upon us - and with it comes the promise of fabulous festive sex.
The Christmas period proves to be one of the sexiest times of the year, with half of all couples claiming it’s the time they feel they have the best sex.
Research from condom company Trojan shows that more babies are conceived around this time of year than any other time in the year.
Unfortunately, Santa seems to very PG - so sexy stocking fillers tend to be thin on the ground.
Fear not though, I’m here to help with my stunning list of sex toys guaranteed to have you reaching for the mistletoe!
Adventurous advent calendar
You may have seen the fabulous sex toy advent calendar doing the social media rounds, but sadly that has now SOLD OUT!
However, there is this alternative that promises to have the same effect.
The 30 Nights of Hot Sex advent calendar from Love Honey is perfect for turning all of December into a full on love fest.
And, unlike most advent calendars, it gives you something to get up to every single night of the month.
Not only that, you get change from a tenner (it's £9.99) - and it's currently part of a special offer that’s not to be missed.
Ammunition for love
This festive-looking bullet vibrator from sextoys.co.uk is perfect for a variety of play options, whether you’re alone or with a partner - and it costs just £9.95.
It's petite and discrete, so if you’re going away for Christmas this will slip easily into your hand luggage or bag.
The tapered tip and slender shape makes this toy perfect for pinpoint external stimulation, and its powerful setting means that it’ll be the only toy you need.
On a mission-ary
Let's not forget the guys this Christmas!
For many people, sex toys go hand-in-hand with thoughts of rabbit vibrators.
Well, the Man on a Mission Masturbation Egg is a revolution in sex toys for men.
It’s the swankiest way to masturbate - and if you can’t treat yourself at Christmas time, when can you? It’s inexpensive at £9.99, a great stocking filler and it’s under £10!
I guarantee this won’t disappoint - plus it’s currently on offer at Love Honey, so double the bonus.
Santa baby
Sex toys might not be up your alley, so if not here’s something for you from Ann Summers.
Whether you’re treating your partner or just treating yourself, you can’t go wrong with a sexy ensemble like this.
Available in four sizes to choose from and costing £22.40, this sexy Santa robe's sheer, sensual fabric will feel fantastic against your skin.
And with the option to style it any way you like, you can make this piece as individual as you want.
I recommend pairing it with red stockings, suspenders and a pair of heels that slay.
Get eggs-cited
Love eggs are great for invigorating your sex life, wherever and whenever you choose.
This little baby is completely wireless, so you can hand control over to your partner or keep it all to yourself - the choice is yours.
It’s available from Love Honey for £34.99 in a range of colours and has ten different settings to choose from, so you can enjoy a tailor-made orgasm!
Not only does it provide fantastic stimulation, it’ll also work your pelvic floor muscles. Who knew exercise could be so much fun!
Buzzing
Have a creative Christmas with this clone a willy moulding kit from Love Honey.
At just £29.99, it’s the perfect gift for couples or long distance lovers who like to add a personal touch to their gift giving.
This is a festively fun way to cast an exact clone of your partner’s penis - but with the added thrill of turning it into your very own vibrator!
You can choose from a variety of colours, and there’s even a chocolate one if you fancy something sweet instead!
Fifty Shades Darker
This sexy and sensual kit contains a variety of items that you can use on their own, or mix and match to create different play scenarios.
Costing £36.99 from Toolboxxx.com, it’s perfect for light bondage, couples or solo play for either sex.
Everything in it is made from high quality materials, meaning you can add a little lavishness to your festive sex.
I recommend pairing the blindfold with the feather tickler for heightening sensitivity; anything you do after will feel twice as nice as you’ll be more responsive to touch.
Magic wand
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, the Wicked Game wand vibrator from So-divine.com is exactly what you need.
Not only brilliant for delivering powerful vibrations to your intimate areas, it’s also great for working out all that pre-Christmas stress.
You can even use this £54.99 toy on tired, aching muscles for an all over body experience that promises to be second to none.
Good vibrations
If you really want to indulge this Christmas then look no further.
This £39.99 external stimulator from friskyhippo.com is great for solo play and perfect for couples.
Its unique shape and wide body means you’ll get maximum pleasure.
It’s even 100 per cent waterproof, meaning you can enjoy it in the bath or shower for endless aquatic play.
Going for gold
If you really fancy splashing the cash (and lets face it, who doesn’t have a spare £12,000 to spend on sex toys!?) then this is the one for you.
Cast from 18 carat gold and designed to fit snugly around your most sensitive parts, this external stimulator promises to add luxury, decadence and extravagance to your erotic antics.
It’s available from top end retailer Coco De Mer and comes in an artisan wooden box, complete with a full set of instructions - and a golden key!
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